Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Love
Yet can make you feel so lost
It can arrive just like the springtime
And melt away like morning frost
You must find ways to nurture
Always grow your love with care
Never ever take for granted
The love that you both share
Mistakes are bound to happen
You may hurt each other's heart
Yet don't give up to easily
It will tear your love apart
Love resembles a bright flame
That lights a dark starry night
Never ever let this flame burn down
Rekindle with all your might
Take a moment every day
Look deep into each other's eyes
Never hesitate to show affection
Small gestures will keep a love alive
Talk openly about your feelings
Take time to show that you care
Treasure each and every moment
Because to find true love is rare
- Connie Thomas Lugo -
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
What Scary weather does
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Saturday, November 13, 2010
True? Yes? No?
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #309
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #309
Following Kaley Cuoco's horseback riding injury, I've instituted new rules governing acceptable leisure activities for the cast of The Big Bang Theory.
1. No friggin' horses. This includes those found on merry-go-rounds and in front of supermarkets.
2. The only motorcycle you can get on is the one you're accidentally crushing in your big-ass, air-bagged SUV.
3. All cast member motor vehicles must adhere to U.S. Army guidelines for attacking Kandahar. (Galecki's Tesla is a terrifically fuel efficient vehicle but is essentially a hundred thousand dollar go-cart. From now on it is only to be used for backing down his driveway and retrieving mail.)
4. The only permissible boating activity at Comic-Con is in your hotel room bathtub.
5. Alcohol should only be ingested at home, and while seated in a big comfy chair. Wild and carefree dancing that celebrates your incredible and well-deserved success is only allowed on New Year's Eve, and only with a sober celebrity parasitic flunky to lean on.
6. And finally, sexual acts must be performed while horizontal. Certain high-risk Kama Sutra positions might be allowed, but only after consultation with Chuck Lorre. Like with dancing, a spotter might be required.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
BANG!
Parady ~ Like a Good Boy
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me joy
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Verse 1
Gimmie that Gimmie that dust pan
Gimmie that mop and broom broom
Bust out my vacuum, so that I can clean my room.
Get get get get, Get those bottles right now I can recycle those
Taking off my shirt so I can DONATE SOME CLOTHES!
HECK YES!
I don't curse, no, I don't drink.
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk.
Never never catch me drunk, never never catch me drunk
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk
Chorus
Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me joy
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Verse 2
Skipping on, skipping on my feet
Spotted a chick for me.
Girl imma treat you right, Helping you cross the street. (street)
This is how I live, I stay in every night.
Give me a controller and we'll have a good time!
HECK YES!
I don't curse, no, I don't drink.
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk.
Never never catch me drunk, never never catch me drunk
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk
Chorus
Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me joy
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Verse 3
Yeah if you're happy and you know it, you should
Put your hands up, you should put your hands up,
put put put put your hands up
Yeah if you have a question for me, you should
Put your hands up, put your put your hands up,
Put put put put your hands up!
HECK YES
Now our hands are all up, yes our hands are all up, o o o our hands are all up
HECK YES
Now you can put your hands down, cus your armpits really smell, so can you put them back down.
Chorus
Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me joy
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.