Lame Jokes (copy pasted)

Joke 1:

A boy with a weird accent takes an english class. The teacher asks him to use the words green, pink , and yellow in a sentence. The boy says " the phone goes GREEN GREEN,so i pink up the phone and say, 'yellow?' "

Joke 2 :

A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4-5 year olds. She was making it as vivid as possible to keep the children interested in her tale. Then she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."

Joke 3:

Malaysia has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.

Joke 4:

A man walks into a bar.
He orders thirteen beers.
Bartender: "Is this a special occasion?"
Man: "Yeah, first blowjob."
Bartender: "Okay, I'll give you one on the house."

Man: "No. If thirteen won't get rid of the taste . . . nothing will."

Joke 5:

What do you call a blonde with a carrot in both ears?
Anything you feel like, it's not like she could hear you.

Joke 6:

There were 3 men, the first man thinks he has the smallest head, the second man thinks he has the smallest arm, and the third man thinks he has the smallest penis. So the 3 men go to Guinness World Records, the first man comes out happy because he does have the smallest head, the second man comes out happy because he does have the smallest arm, the third man comes out yelling "Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?!"

Joke 7:

Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it, Tim?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because I couldn't get him out of your cat."

Joke 8:

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."

Joke 9:

There was a couple in their 60's sitting in a quaint little diner celebrating their 40 year anniversary.
They were in the middle of professing their undying love and affection towards each other, when a fairy popped up.
The fairy said, "For being such an exemplary couple, I shall grant you each one wish".
The wife went first. "I wish for a trip around the world with my wonderful husband!". POOF! The wish was granted.
Next was the husband. "I'm sorry to have to do this to you, dear, but I am wishing for a wife 30 years younger."
POOF! The fairy made the man 92-years-old.

Joke 10:

What is the difference between Roast beef and Pea Soup?
Everyone can roast beef but no one can pee soup!

Joke 11:

What do you call 2 Nuts on a wall???....Walnuts
What do you call 2 Nuts on a chest???....Chestnuts
What do you call 2 Nuts on a chin???....Blow Job

Joke 12:

They say that the world will be over in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calendar ends.
My Calendar ends this December, should I be worried?

Joke 13:

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, – “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks – “So, you’re the one who took our phone book…”

Joke 14:

I was nervous at first, it was big & long & went straight up, I had to try it. I eased myself onto it & I liked it! I went up & down on it, I luv escalators now

Joke 15:

‎"Mummy, why am I called Petal?"
"Because you were born, a petal landed on your head."
The second child then says "So why am I called Rose?"
And Mum replies, "Well, for the same reason really. A rose l
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"Because you were born, a petal landed on your head."
The second child then says "So why am I called Rose?"
And Mum replies, "Well, for the same reason really. A rose landed on your head when you were born."
The third child comes in and says, "Bluuuurg, Bluuuuugh flurrrrrr"
"Shut up, Fridge."

Joke 16:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play
music.
The I-Tit will cost from $499 to $699,...depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Man in A Hurry (source : email)

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have

stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him.. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.

The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health.

He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease.

As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.

He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?'

He smiled as he patted my hand and said,

'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.'

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought,

'That is the kind of love I want in my life.'

True love is neither physical, nor romantic.

True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message.. This one I thought I could share with you.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did.

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm,

But how to dance in the rain.'

We are all getting Older

Tomorrow may be our turn.

Enjoy life now-it has an expiration date!

Jeez

If you ask me for a feedback , can YOU actually accept the criticism? The truth?

Will YOU be able to handle it?

No? If you cant, then don't pretend or bother to ask me. Its annoying.

Furnie

Heard this from the radio this morning on Fly FM.

Nadia : Our colleague accidentally found his Christmas gift his wife bought for him. Its a handphone that he always wanted. He feels bad cos the gift he bought, is cheap.

Dilemma 1 : Should he buy another gift which is more expensive (about the same price as the hp)?

Dilemma 2 : Should he just give the current gift to his wife?

FatFabes: I would get her the same handphone. Then tell my wife, "Honey, we're soulmates. Look at that, we bought the same gifts for each other. "

HAHAHAHA!

Its the longest week EVER ever!!

Bad start

of the week.

My facial cleanser fell into the toilet bowl. Eeewww.

Dee threw the big fat leech he found in the garden near the drain where my car was parked =.=

My right shoe is tearing. PERFECT! Lets hope my bag doesnt start to tear also.

My office computer couldnt start properly in the morning. Then it was moving 'so' fast than I could ever imagine.

I had 2 paper cuts. Can my week get any worse than this?

And I'm missing lappy already.

No expectation

Sometimes you wander,

Sometimes you ponder,

But its too tiring to think about it ,

So you let things be.

I couldn't care less as long as it doesn't effect me.

People are dangerous. People are unpredictable. People are hypocrites.

Once experience is all you need to realise it.

Then a wall is built.

You can try bringing it down but don't expect anything from me.

Story of Appreciation

One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company. He passed the first interview, the Director did the last interview, made the last decision.

The Director discovered from the CV, that the youth's academic result is excellent all the way, from secondary school until postgraduate research, never has a year he did not score.

The Director asked, "Did you obtain any scholarship in school?" and the youth answered "none".

The Director asked, " Was it your father who paid for your school fees?" the youth answered, my father passed away when I was one year old, it is my mother who paid for my school fees.

The Director asked, " Where did your mother work?" the youth answered, my mother worked as clothes cleaner. The director requested the youth to show his hand, the youth showed a pair of hand that is smooth and perfect to the director.

The Director asked, " Did you ever help your mother wash the clothes before?" The youth answered, never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books, furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.

The director said, I had a request, when you go back today, go and help to clean your mother's hand, and then see me tomorrow morning.

The youth felt that his chance of landing the job is high, when he went back, he happily wanted to clean his mother's hand, his mother felt strange, happy but mixed with fear, she showed her hand to the kid.

The youth cleaned his mother's hand slowly, his tear dropped down as he did that. It was the first time he found his mother's hand so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hand. Some bruises incited pain so strong that shivered her mother's body when cleaned with water.

This was the first time the youth realized and experienced that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to earn him the school fees, the bruises in the mother's hand is the price that the mother paid for his graduation and academic excellence and probably his future.

After finishing cleaning his mother's hands, the youth quietly cleaned all remaining clothes for his mother.

That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.

Next morning, the youth went to the Director's office

The Director noticed the tear in the youth's eye, asked: " Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"

The youth answered, " I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'

The director asked, " please tell me your feelings"

The youth said, Number 1, I now know what is appreciation, without my mother, there would not be the successful me today. Number 2, I now know how to work together with my mother, then only I can realize how difficult and tough to get something done. Number 3, I now know the importance and value of family relationship.

The director said, " This is what I am asking, I want to recruit a person that can appreciate the help of other, a person that knew the suffering of others to get thing done, and a person that would not put money as his only goal in life to be my manager. You are hired.

Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates, every employees worked diligently and in a team, the company's result improved tremendously.

A child who has been protected and habitually given whatever he did, he developed "entitlement mentality" and always put himself first. He is ignorance of his parent's effort. When he started work, he assumed every people must listen to him, and when he became a manager, he would never know how suffering his employee and always blame others. For this kind of people, he can have good result, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement, he will grumble and full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parent, did we love the kid or destroy the kid?

You can let your kid lived in a big house, eat a good meal, learn piano, watch a big screen TV. But when you are cutting grass, please let them experienced it. After a meal, let them washed their plate and bowl together with their brothers and sisters. It is not because you do not have money to hire a maid, but it is because you want to love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parent are, one day their hair will grow gray, same as the mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learn how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learn the ability to work with others to get thing done.

Love

Love is so very special
Yet can make you feel so lost
It can arrive just like the springtime
And melt away like morning frost

You must find ways to nurture
Always grow your love with care
Never ever take for granted
The love that you both share

Mistakes are bound to happen
You may hurt each other's heart
Yet don't give up to easily
It will tear your love apart

Love resembles a bright flame
That lights a dark starry night
Never ever let this flame burn down
Rekindle with all your might

Take a moment every day
Look deep into each other's eyes
Never hesitate to show affection
Small gestures will keep a love alive

Talk openly about your feelings
Take time to show that you care
Treasure each and every moment
Because to find true love is rare

- Connie Thomas Lugo -

What Scary weather does

Maersk Ship Loses Boxes in Biscay Gale Storm knocks 26 containers overboard en route from Asia to UK A Maersk container ship was waiting in the French Port of Le HavreFriday to have its cargo secured after it lost 26 containers overboard on Tuesday in a powerful storm in the Bay of Biscay. The maritime prefecture in Cherbourg said the Maersk Sembawang lost the containers overboard from the last row of boxes stacked at its stern and suffered damage to 49 more when it ran into the storm. The French language news site Mer et Marine published a photographof the event. By The Numbers: Asia-Europe Westbound Container Traffic. The Singapore-flag vessel was on the Maersk AE9 service from Asia to the Port of Felixstowe in the UK after calling the Port of Zeebrugge inBelgium when it ran into the heavy weather. It diverted to Le Havre for inspection and discharge of the remaining damaged boxes. The vessel, which was delivered by Hyundai Heavy Industries in South Korea in 2007, has a capacity of 6,478 20-foot-equivalent units. -- Contact Peter T. Leach at pleach@joc.com. Source: The Journal of Commerce Online – 12 November 201

True? Yes? No?

QUESTION : There're those making loads of noise as if they are above every1. And then there're those who get things done. Guess who's more valuable?

A : Those making loads of noise?

B: I agree with A.. In reality, the ones who make the most noise prosper the most also.. Deny it all you want, it always happens

It depends. But mostly true XD

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #309

You know how much I love the series Big Bang Theory.

Well in the latest season, Penny injured her leg due to horseback riding.

Read on on what the production has to do about it. The DO's and DONT's.

Funny recommendations, hahaha.

Appreciation : With great observation from CL when he was watching the episodes XD

Link: http://www.chucklorre.com/index-bbt.php?p=309

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #309

Following Kaley Cuoco's horseback riding injury, I've instituted new rules governing acceptable leisure activities for the cast of The Big Bang Theory.

1. No friggin' horses. This includes those found on merry-go-rounds and in front of supermarkets.

2. The only motorcycle you can get on is the one you're accidentally crushing in your big-ass, air-bagged SUV.

3. All cast member motor vehicles must adhere to U.S. Army guidelines for attacking Kandahar. (Galecki's Tesla is a terrifically fuel efficient vehicle but is essentially a hundred thousand dollar go-cart. From now on it is only to be used for backing down his driveway and retrieving mail.)

4. The only permissible boating activity at Comic-Con is in your hotel room bathtub.

5. Alcohol should only be ingested at home, and while seated in a big comfy chair. Wild and carefree dancing that celebrates your incredible and well-deserved success is only allowed on New Year's Eve, and only with a sober celebrity parasitic flunky to lean on.

6. And finally, sexual acts must be performed while horizontal. Certain high-risk Kama Sutra positions might be allowed, but only after consultation with Chuck Lorre. Like with dancing, a spotter might be required.

Here are more readups by fans if you're interested : http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Chuck+Lorre

BANG!

Paintball last weekend was rather fun.

It was my first. I was only equipped with 50 balls though. So lil right?

Anyways, I was wearing shorts for paintball. LOL. It sounded like I was definitely asking for it. Gonna experience really bad swollen after the game right? With only tshirt and shorts for protection. Ugh.

I was actually looking forward to the pain. Hahaha.

We had 2 games. We were separated to 2 teams. Two guys + 2 girls in a team.

Concidently in my team, we were all first timers while the other team, it was the opposite. Ugh. What a fight! Hahaha.

There are 3 ways you could play the game.

One, both teams fight for one flag and bring it back to their base.

Two, each team try to steal the opponents' flag and bring it back to their base.

Three, the survivor style where we shoot opponents team member till the last.

We played the first way --> both teams fight for one flag and bring it back to their base

I would love the second way though, more fun and exciting :)

There wasn't a strategy thingi , we just want to shoot people, run and not get shot :P

It was a tie.

Oh, I was shot, twice. Hehehe. Once at my ear ; Next at the mouthpiece :)

Lucky for the mask :)

Ever wandered how the paint ball taste like? Ask me. I accidentally taste it , hehehe. Its bitterish *licks* Not tasty at all. ROFL.

I went home free-swollen but with mosquito bites, sighs.

Fun though :)

One more thing, dont run and scream at the same time.

You'll create unnecessary attention to your opponent. ROFL.

Parady ~ Like a Good Boy

This is a parady done by NigaHiga for the song G6 by Far East Movement.

I thought the lyrics was hillarious already BUT with NigaHiga's face expression, this song is priceless. HAHAHAH.

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Lyrics :

Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me joy
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.

Verse 1
Gimmie that Gimmie that dust pan
Gimmie that mop and broom broom
Bust out my vacuum, so that I can clean my room.
Get get get get, Get those bottles right now I can recycle those
Taking off my shirt so I can DONATE SOME CLOTHES!
HECK YES!
I don't curse, no, I don't drink.
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk.
Never never catch me drunk, never never catch me drunk
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk

Chorus

Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me joy
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.




Verse 2
Skipping on, skipping on my feet
Spotted a chick for me.
Girl imma treat you right, Helping you cross the street. (street)
This is how I live, I stay in every night.
Give me a controller and we'll have a good time!
HECK YES!
I don't curse, no, I don't drink.
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk.
Never never catch me drunk, never never catch me drunk
No alcohol around me so you'll never catch me drunk

Chorus

Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me joy
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.

Verse 3

Yeah if you're happy and you know it, you should
Put your hands up, you should put your hands up,
put put put put your hands up
Yeah if you have a question for me, you should
Put your hands up, put your put your hands up,
Put put put put your hands up!
HECK YES
Now our hands are all up, yes our hands are all up, o o o our hands are all up
HECK YES
Now you can put your hands down, cus your armpits really smell, so can you put them back down.




Chorus

Playing nice, tickle fight; with my sister
When I'm in a rush, don't run with the scissors
Using scissors on my crafts, cus all my crafts give me joy
Now I'm following the rules, Like a Good Boy
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.
Like a Good Boy, Like a Good Boy
Now, now now now now I'm following the rules Like a Good Boy.

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I wander if the bloopers will be out anytime soon.

I would die laughing while recording the video. HAHAHA.

Anyways, RYAN, please release the bloopersss~!!!

distance

I remember saying :

" Long distance relationship is something I will never step into. "

" Long distance is just almost impossible."

" I wont fall deeply for a person cos I don't want to be hurt "

The one person I didnt expect to fall for. But I did. I am still wandering how it happened :D

I am happy to have him despite that he's not near me.

" You will always be close to my heart :) "

It is one of the happiest thing that I cherish in life. This magical feeling; I cannot describe it with words. Wonderful would be the word to describe. Love is wonderful.

My thoughts on love:

Past: Love last forever. Love = happy ever after. Love someone with all your might. Fairy tales do come true.

Few years back : Love is subjective. Love doesnt equal happy ending. The more you love, the higher the potential you'll get hurt. Love does fade as time pass. What's love?

Now: Love is wonderful. Love someone with all your might. You dont know what may come but love a person with your heart truly . Dont be afraid to love someone and let your feelings grow.

Being in a long distance relationship is an interesting journey. It may be tough at times but wonderful :)

You have to endur the distance. You have to endur the hunger for each other's presence (especially during the hard/ down times). You have to be strong mentally and trust one another. You have to make the best for what each other can give even if its only words and virtual presence.

I admit:

"I still have doubts at time."

"I dont know where this might lead to but I continue believing. "

"At times, I am still afraid that I might get hurt."

Similarities and differences are magnets that attracts individuals. Its what keep individuals together. We share some things in common in the beginning. And later on, we found our differences and blend in our differences.

The sweetest person I met so far, he can be unpredictable :)

There's nothing I want to change about him, as of now. XD

Love do exist when you believe and brave enough to love someone.

Being in the relationship taught me how to appreciate him much more and made me realise how much this person means to me.

You're one person I don't want to miss or letting go :P

" I love you Pheeraphong :) "

Relationships, may it be family, friends, love, colleagues and many more, they don't coincidentally jump into your life . Love them. Cherish them. Appreciate them. Learn from them. Dont wait till its too late to let them know that you really care.

Quoted

and its true:

"I know what good morals are, but you're supposed to disregard good morals when you're living in a crazy, bad world. If you're in hell, how can you live like an angel? You're surrounded by devils,trying to be an angel? That's like suicide.

you sexy thing

Thought this video was funny :)

Sehr lustig , ich mag , hehe

turning into a kitty / cat lover?

Purr.

I think I have something for cats. I find them really adorable somehow and entertaining :)

They can plant a smile on my face instantly :)

The other day during dinner, there was this cat that was trying its luck asking for food with its cutesy face.

The cat looked so much like a carpet, resembling alil like leopard skin.

And it look clean!

So tempted to carry it on my lap and pat it.

Me: Meow

Cat: Meow

Me: Say hi and I'll feed you ? XD

Cat: *puppy eyes* Meow err , maybe it should be kitty eyes

Today at lunch, I saw these 2 kitties sleeping on the vase. They look really adorable. Guess what I did? I meow-ed really close at the 2 sleeping kitties and they woke up. They opened their eyes and looked around blur-ly wandering what happened. Tee hee. Oops? :P

I want a cat.

Actually I wana be a cat XD

Alien entry

Do you their it I this You so enough

you may limits doesnt try So and pls

know be And really to all this stop

respect good once matter give I place trying

must at mine cos anymore it should dont its

be what snaps I as another do matter too

gain you there am shot is anymore late

Do do is pretty I just I Let

you but no much still maintain dont this

know do turning decided cant I want to

I you back No push am to pls

dont know At matter myself not rethink end

respect everyone this how to bothered about I

you has point many love anymore this had

An experience I dont want to look back

Interesting read - Ladder Theory

Law of attraction.

I shall re-read and review it later if I remember. LOL.

But I agree on the two ladder a woman has . I have that too XD

http://www.laddertheory.com/

Annoying 'project'

I came across this and I agree on it 100% .

Honestly whats with the mega buildings and the big hu-ha (whats so great) about it? What would it do to benefit the people or the country?

Enough of 'MEGA' buildings and use the money elsewhere. Jeez.

Something that benefits the people. Help the poor, not YOURSELF. Ish.

LCCT ~

03.09.2010 -

Sending J off to the airport

23.10.2010 -

Sending Ran off at the airport

Driving through the airport cos I miss the first turning to the car park, my heart didnt feel too good. As I walk towards the airport, I see the familiar shops and memories keep flashing through. The last hour we had with each other. It hurt pretty badly.

I was this close to text Ran - "Hey, I cant see you off. Have a safe journey. Will miss you badly :( "

But

I managed to see Ran off anyway. Hehe.

The first shop that caught my eyes - Old Town Kopitiam.

The place J and I had our last 'dinner' oder meal together.

The pathway we were walking towards the boarding gate.

Argh! I didnt like this feeling. I felt like crying already. It didnt come across to me earlier that I might feel this way.

I walk towards the departure section and was looking for the flight Ran was supposed to catch. Then his text came along; he's at Old Town.

Thought : "What? Why Oldtown? Sighs. "

When it was nearing 11.30am, we walk towards the boarding gate. Sighs.

Its hard to see a close friend flying off to take another step in life but I am happy for him.

To daddy Ran, stay strong. You'll be fine. I will see u in February. You better not forget me or you wont get your Milo and PingPong biscuits :P

I cant wait for 2011 already :)

2010 is a good year with lots of new and interesting things to experience.

1) Graduation

Good - Graduating with smaller grp of people and meeting up.

Bad - lousy hall.

2) Working

Good - Spending $$ , meeting new friends.

Bad - lets not talk about it

3) Meeting J

Good - Hogging J all day.

Bad - didnt have enough of J

4) See-ing 2 friends flying off

Good - being happy for them

Bad - less people to manja with

5) Trip with da geng ~ PD, Birdpark, Kuantan, cycling

Good - randomness and kekecohan tak terhingga

Bad - bloated with food and laughter XD

I never like Goodbyes.

I Hate that Elevator!!

Enough said , haiz .

Censorship

Its funny how the censorship department here love to censor almost everything in the movies & songs. Random irrelevant stuff I would say. They censor anything that might sound vulgar / violent as they like. They might just cut a lot of big interesting parts in the movie cos its 'violent'/ inapprepriate, so they say. Might as well just ban the whole movie to be played in the cinema, jeez.

'Dirty Picture' was played on air. This whole song is wrong XD

But why didnt they ban it? XD

Oh well, maybe its not wrong then.

LALALA ~

Afraid of

Tell me that we'll be alright.
Tell me that we'll get through this together.

Tell me that these feelings were all real and it wasnt a dream.

Tell me, pretty please?

I'm afraid.

I need assurance.

Sorry , but the distance is getting to me lately.

I need a favor.

Please pretend you did not come across this post aite ?

Appreciate it.

Flying

Status:

I'm coming.

I'm flying.

Just one more click and I'm done.

Tonight it shall be :)

I was so excited this morning after that 'click' , tee hee .

I am looking forward.

At the same time, what happens after that?

I admit, I cant help thinking about it.

I guess I should take things as it is?

Wander how it feels like to sleep at a foreign airport? Hehehhee XD

Will it be too cold?

Hitting around the bush

Last week was my performance review at work.

The boss asked for feedbacks on what I think of the organisation. *pukes* Organisation *pukes* 

And asked about ways of improvement yadayada.

I was this close to hinting about the 'office pet' work and how everyone else's workload compared to hers. My seniorita who was sitting at the review almost gave me a kick. LOL. 

But she didnt or it would be too obvious.

Me: Aiyo, I'm not that stupid la :P

She : I know, but you are that brave.  

I am impressed :P

Should try hitting around the bush more obviously the next time, hohoho :P 

Any suggestions on how I can send a message across without being too obvious? 

You're Amazing just the Way you Are

I love the lyrics .

And i totally like the video.

Shaping faces etc with cassettes, I like!! ^^

I wander if I can do it . Though I think I'll end up breaking them XD

My patience is quite bad :P

Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see

But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

Her nails, her nails
I could kiss them all day if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She hates but I think its so sexy

She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

de Tee Hee =)

Susu was posting up a status to scout around about people's favourite song.

The first that came to my mind was this song.

Dui Mian de Nu Hai Kan Guo Lai by Richie Ren.

I am always very smiley after listening to the song.

Btw the guy below is not Richie Ren. But he's kinda cute though :P

Non-related

I had a random thought at work.

Imagine you leaving your empty cup on your table while you continue doing your work.

Then you do your daily paper work.

Stapling papers together ,

Pulling out staples.

After a while , you feel thirsty and decides to make a drink.

But while you make that cup of Milo or etc, you forgot to check if there are any staples in your cup.

What happens if one gulps down staples?

I was staring at my drink and waiting for the staples to float XD

Ya, so this is what I'm busy with at office :P

Important important stuff to figure out.

-.-

Sigh.

People have to ask me all the time.

Do I look like I want to desperately?

Is my face showing that I am going to soon?

Ugh.

At least, they will stop when I told them to. Phew.

A note to friends that is worrying about me, I am ok. Really.

I don't go out on weekdays cos I am just too tired from work.

I would prefer going out on weekends :)

Thank you for your care and concern of me peeps :)

I miss Nature

I wish I was living near the fishing village / beach / river etc.

Watching water flows calms me down.

The truth is I just want to be near the nature.

Concrete buildings and raging cars on the road is driving me crazy.

I would just sit near the river bank and lie down all day.

Lying down on the grass with a relaxed mind.

With presence of breezy wind.

Being a part of the nature around me,

Watching the blue blue sky,

Smiling away as clouds floats by,

Guessing what they look like.

Turn my head to look at the grass,

Plucking them and shaping them.

Wanders if my creativity juice will work that time xD

Grass cut? I hope not.

Check out for any ants nearby,

Watching them work.

And hope they wont head towards me cos I'm not food xD

Dont bite me! I'm not dangerous! xD

PS: I need a break from work and people.

Do you believe in your instincts in love ? Or Believe how you feel, what your heart tells you.

Or should you be rational in love?

Cant one be sure and practice both above?

I'm lucky to have you, you know that?

The time with you cant be explain with words.

Thank you love for the magical feeling, its still growing day by day :)

Ich liebe dich liebling

A confession ~

Maybe it's just me. But I dont want to spend my weekends with my colleagues.

Why? Chances that we'll talk about work is high although we would set the expectation NO WORK / NO COLLEAGUE GOSSIP topic.

Second reason? I seen them from Monday - Friday already. Enough la, I want to see different faces. I'm easily bored. Bleh.

Reason 3? I dont want to talk about work all the time, even if I love my job that much. LOVE, yeah right.

I would rather rot at home. Plus I dont want to share too much personal information with colleagues. You'll never knowwww . . .

What a LOL

This is a sole dialogue entry only.

Dee : J cut his hair already right?

Hey, ask him to send his picture.

Quick, quick.

Me : Heh?

*sends dee's expectation to J*

Dad : He sure look cute with his new haircut.
All short and bald.

Me : * in shock*

*laughs out really loud in her heart*

* ROFL*

*ZOMG*

I almost fainted. LOL.

Such a B1atch

At every working place, there is always one person who annoys you to bits or get into your nerves. Somehow or rather, there is always one (maybe more)

The office pet. Lets bitch talk about her alil.

Details of her? Not important.

She complains all day about how busy she is. -.-

She is sooo occupied with office work and brings her personal things to do at work too. She does her personal work first instead of office work. WOWWW!! Such an ass.

She brags about her father being an owner of a forwarding company. Yeahhh! Big deal. I'm not working with your dad. I don't care. Btw, you're in the same field but why dont you know anything despite being exposed to the environment since young? Tin kosong.

She thinks she's soooo smart and almighty that she has to pick on everyone.

She thinks everyone likes her. So in denial. I pity her. NOT.

Everything that she says shows how stupid she can get.

She is getting married this year and complains about lack of time all the time. She had 1 year! If you dont have enough time, take 2-3 months leave if marriage is so so important so that you can focus. Stop complaining! Its getting on my nerves. Argh!

My happiest day at office was when I found out i dont have to sit next to her anymore and listen to the stupid things she has to say everyday.

I 'love' her so much that I dedicated one entry for her.

I'm not very nice huh? But I really disliker her.

All I hope is for her to stay far away from me.

Soon enough ~

[ Wanting to reach the sky,

To have a grasp of the stars ]

A glimpse.

Of those eyes & eyelashes.

The familiar voice.

The warm smile.

I miss so much.

That safe feeling whenever you're near.

The warmth , the comfort .

There's something I really want right now.

A place I wana be right now.

A person I want to see .

<-- I'm so short, cant even reach the 'cactus' tip. BOooo!